i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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