He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm both gender and math confused
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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