nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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