So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
