you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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