oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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