Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes