I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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