just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime