so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think i have herpe
only if we run a train.
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
either way he was missing a nipple.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.