how can u be prego again
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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