Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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