walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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