i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Are we still banned from the library?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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