did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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