It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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