we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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