at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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