Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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