whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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