Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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