i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Your penis caused this!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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