I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Still dying that you shit outside
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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