She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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