Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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