Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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