she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Duck Duck Cougar?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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