I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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