We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She told me I should be a condom model.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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