best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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