It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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