id be glad to
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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