Moan for me like Helen Keller
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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