If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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