There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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