How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
is that a dick in a sweater?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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