i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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