she was so not down for the gang bang
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize