Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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