My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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