Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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