Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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