I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dignity is for republicans.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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