My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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