maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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