they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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