You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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