He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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