On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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