OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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