That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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