i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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