she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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